At my wife’s birthday party, my son suddenly pointed at her boss and shouted, “Daddy, that’s the man with the caterpillars.”

Finally she said quietly, “HR is going to hear every word of this.”

Another coworker nodded.

Amber wiped her eyes and turned to Jenna. “If HR asks… I’ll tell them everything.”

Marcus glared at her.

“I’ll tell them everything.”

“It’s time you leave.” I took a step toward him. “Take your jacket and get out of my house before I lose what little patience I continue reading …