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cites asthma to refuse a breathalyzer, hemophilia to avoid a blood sample, and diabetes to reject a urine sample. But when asked to walk a white line, his excuses collapse: “Because I’m too drunk.”

The third joke trades roadside excuses for restaurant bravado. A hulking troublemaker claims he could beat both the responding officer and the world heavyweight continue reading …