My girlfriend came home after a walk with the dog. Attached to the dog’s fur, we discovered this. We’ve been…

fake eyelashes—warped, soggy, and stubbornly tangled in his fur after his damp evening walk. For several seconds, we simply stared at them before bursting into helpless laughter.

The relief was immediate. Our dog looked at us with complete confusion, wagging his tail as though wondering why his humans had suddenly lost their minds. We gently removed continue reading …