Three days after moving into our dream home, our neighbors called the authorities over our kids playing—six months later, my son was afraid to laugh in his own backyard

over an hour.”

“We received a complaint.”

I blinked at him.

“An hour? Officer, we just got back from the park. Our dog has barely been outside.”

He shifted his weight.

“The caller was very specific. She said the barking started around two o’clock and hasn’t stopped since.”

I pulled out my phone.

Then I opened the sprinkler system app.

“Officer, we just got continue reading …